Yes, I am. No, I`m not. Single.
Q: Are you married? Q: Você é casado? Are you married? É casado?
I am single. yes. Sim, sou solteira.
150+ Funny and Witty Responses to "Will You Marry Me?" Cheeky Kid is a cybernaut who spends a lot of time browsing the web, grasping infinite information, and reveling in entertainment and fun. Funny and Witty Responses to "Will You Marry Me?"
When married people get that twisted, pitying look in their eye and ask you why you aren’t married — or, worse still, offer lists of reasons why you are not — it is time to say, “right back at you!” Here are some examples. The question about not being married is ridiculous, so give an equally preposterous answer:
Marriage proposals happen all the time. Some are unexpected, while others are predictable. More often than not, the question "Will you marry me?" is answered with a simple "yes" or "no." But it doesn’t have to be that way all the time! There are actually infinite ways to respond. You can try to be funny, witty, or even sarcastic!
People who ask the marriage question sometimes think that everyone is just like they are — overcome with matrimania. Maybe they will understand this: Clueless Question: “Will you ever marry?” My Perverse Answer: Maybe if I get hit on the head with a rock and turn into a different person.
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